Robert

My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus

Robert will shoot the school but he moans whenever he picks the gun up because it's to heavy

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019

Robert gray

A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FREIND

U BE A Robert gray.

by gjfkdehgrfjdhfg April 4, 2019

robert osborne

6’ tall badass that will that will knock your socks off. Stay back and less you’re ready for a good time.

That man over there he’s Robert Osborne.

by Robert Osborne September 17, 2019

Robert

Kind honest person. Cares about his friends feeling and put others before his self. He is a great friend. Pretty good looking.

Wow Robert is a nice person!

by catiechickenstrip September 20, 2019

Robert

A man with huge eyebrows and lots of facial hair. A very mysterious and creepy person. Usually very tall and not very intimidating.

I dont like Robert's company

by BigBoyJordan November 18, 2019

robert plant

n. Another name for male camel toe coined to reference the scantily cladded or form fitting crotch of former Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant; with use of the pun of "plant", meaning stem,penis, scrotum or overall male genitalia but further identifying the type of male plant named "robert", which is masculine.

You would think the office's dress code would prohibit robert plant as well as showing cleavage!

by Cincity gurl January 21, 2020

Robert

Likes children, often called "Horn Master," sucks at Rocket League

Joe: I heard Robert got sentenced today.

John: What for?

Joe: Being a nonce.

by I'm Nacho Man April 27, 2020