Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.

The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business

by Topagent March 30, 2022

Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare

I gave her the friendzone reacharound

by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022

Delaware Reach Around

Common monkey ball speed running strategy

Nice Delaware reach around bro! Cut a few seconds off for sure

by Mumbo97 August 21, 2022

dogshit reacharound

The worst reacharound you can get……Completed by someone with massive hands that make your member look microscopic, with palms and fingers covered by questionable skin diseases and warts.

The company I work for is a complete dogshit reacharound

by BigGammonFaceTim September 18, 2022

dutch reacharound

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia

"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

dutch Reacharound

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it

"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Wendys Reach-around

This is when you are fucking you partner from the back while eating a Wendy's Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club and she is holding a Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice). You shove your wang deeper in her and Reach around for the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice), while still eating the Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club you slam the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice) and creampie in the cup.

Partner 1: I'm going to give you that good Wendys Reach-around
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup

by JimmyNeutron56 February 2, 2023