Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
by Merrickman2003 March 8, 2020
Get the Jerk Race mug.When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
by GoonBoi May 8, 2020
Get the swoop racing mug.The obligatory race for female attention that most guys will participate in at least once in their lives. Can be the impetus for fights, bad decision making, bodily danger, etc.
by PeeishNefenes May 29, 2020
Get the Booty Race mug.A race fight is when 2 opponents (usually an unsuccessful vs a successful) fight while racing XC. The successful opponent will likely have the advantage with brawn, strength, and speed. It is very typical to wear school clothes, eyepaint, hair ties, and athletic clothes in a race fight. A race fight could also be between rival schools.
by Indopride July 21, 2020
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