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baptism of pepper

The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.

The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.

The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.

The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.

Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."
by S. Ladavooch May 1, 2006
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Pepperjack

A blunt/joint with some bomb ass weed mixed with some regular old green.
Justin: Yo bro i got some dro fa sho!
Josh: Alrite man i got some shwag we gon' throw it together n roll us a pepperjack!
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pappers

Short word for "papparazzi", created by Regis Philbin on the episode of TMZ. 5/20/08
"Get those dirty pappers out of here"

"Those pappers are on my lawn!"

"That papper got a shot of my vag!"

"That papper took my paper"
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Pittsburgh Pepper Spray

Before your girl is about to go down on your love stick (weiner), you sprinkle some household black pepper into your pubic forrest. She then proceeds to suck you off and then sneezes your cum all over, spraying it into your eyes, temporarily blinding you.
Man, I'm still blurry-eyed from that skank the other night! I gave her the fucking pittsburgh pepper spray and she blew my cum in my eyes! It was fucking rad as all shit!
by Mr. Chev May 5, 2008
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popper

an inner-city slang term used to describe a promiscuous female adolescent
why are you dating Candy, she's a popper, everybody dated her.
by ThE K@niLeKinG February 18, 2011
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Pepperjack

A mystery person who peppers the toilet with traces of faeces.
Oh fuck, the Pepperjack has struck again.
by The Phantom Pepperjack February 2, 2016
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Pepper spray

When a females period blood drips down from her vagina to her asshole and farts.
by Dmoneygucci69 April 20, 2018
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