moon pie

When you fart and it vibrates your cooter.

that wasn't a queef, it was a moon pie.

by mamacita rica January 11, 2013

pie face

A derogatory(?) phrase used by Alaskans to describe people of Eskimo or Inuit descent.

I saw a pie face in Anchorage who looked like he was lost.

by Herbie Nayokpuk March 21, 2007

Fish Pie

A person who's bald. Like a fish. And we like pies.

You're such a fish pie.

by welikecutepies September 19, 2009

cutie pie

A song by One Way. This song is so potent in it's message that it should replace the "Pledge of Alligance" with "Cutie Pie, your the reason why." Bitches of all shapes and colors want to be called this.

Horny Guy: Damn ho you a cutie pie!
Tyra Banks: Want to fuck?
Horny Guy: Score!

by Negro Sandia October 31, 2003

Dog Pie

The act of a dog defecating on on a girls chest and then hugs her and rolls around the bed smearing the desert all over. This is a better alternative to the cleavland steamer because dog poop has a fresh scent and is very tasty.

I wanted to suprise Carrie for her graduation so i figuered to give her a tasty Dog Pie, so I brought my dog in when carrie was sleeping at night and pooped all over the her juicy chest. Carrie: OMG this feels waaay better than your poop!

by Theee Blumkin Master May 22, 2010

cheese pie

A pie made with smegma.

Bitch wouldn't make me dinner so I forced her to eat some of my cheese pie.

by :O December 21, 2004

blumpkin pie

When, in a reversal of the normal blumpkin, a man eats out a woman while she's taking a fatty dump.

John gave Polly a blumpkin pie in exchange for the blumpkin he had received just moments earlier.

by D-squared R-squared August 21, 2009