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mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.
Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.
by Dupes05 March 1, 2017
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puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!
by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016
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puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.
Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.
by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016
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CUTE PUPPY

Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...
"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."
by Sickapple Nation September 5, 2016
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mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.
'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"
by ayylamo August 21, 2016
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puppy muncher

Puppy Muncher: Derogatory slang used to describe an Asian person, specifically referring to the incorporation of dog into most Asian diets.
Friend 1: "Hey Chong Long invited me to his party man, everyone's gonna be there!"

Friend 2: "No way man, I can't stand that fucking Puppy Muncher."
by Fireyfurry February 7, 2018
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