piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.

"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"

by tizzzle. July 20, 2009

Piece of fucking shit

Ty

I love when I’m tying myself down for a piece of fucking shit

by Yung Quad & Nefeffect October 29, 2018

idiotic piece of crap

It is believed to have originated in the mid 90's. Used to describe anyone, or anything that one believes is woefully lacking in qualities such as "awesomeness" and "wicked friggin cool".

Often used by highly informed, well educated scholars and amateur art connesieurs.

Synonym: Freak of nature

Example 1:

Guy 1 (Geoff): I find Mozarts late era work coming up short in terms of the themeatic disposition his earlier works lent out
Guy 2 (Kent): That's why you are an idiotic piece of crap, Geoff.

Geoff: I frosted my tips today, does it look good?
Kent: Yeah, it looks like you are not an idiotic piece of crap
Geoff: Really?
Kent: No.
Geoff: You are an idiotic piece of crap, IPoC for short.

by You dropped a bomb on me, baby. May 14, 2008

5-Piece

1. A fist that someone uses to fight another person.
2. Scott when he's pissed.
3. A threat word.
4. Something that you give to someone to show 'em who's boss.

Yo fool you best shut up or I'll give some a my 5-Piece!

by Matt157 February 12, 2009

Hot piece of paper

A really white guy that's hot as crap.

I can't help looking at Johnny, He's a hot piece of paper. ;)

by I'm a real hot piece of paper February 18, 2018

Cantering muh piece

Riding someone's piece , HARD. This could be in different degrees (levels) of intensity. Mounting, riding, trotting, galloping, CANTERING (most extreme).

"DAYUM, dat boi be cantering muh piece soo badly!! Tell him to jump da fuck off!"

by Ingrida January 27, 2006

ravaged ring piece

getting owned by a donkey.

that donkey left that guy with a ravaged ring piece see....tijuana

by ballenger June 30, 2008