pick me boy

A guy who try's to get girls by saying things like "I'm too nice", "girls don't like nice guys like me", "I'm so ugly", and others of the sort. They claim to be different and how nobody likes them as or how ugly they are as a "flirty" move to kind of force the girl to have to say "you're not ugly...." just so they can take it and say "so you think I'm hot, I've been meaning to tell you that I like you". Will also call you names if you reject them after that line. Moral of the story pick me guys are lowkey just as annoying as pick me girls and usually catch feeling REALLY fast.

"hi🥺" -guy
"uhh hi" -girl
"omg you answered🥺 no one ever talks to me🥺" -guy
"ohhhh.... um (has no clue how to respond) -girl
"I'm so ugly thats why girls don't like me and I'm just too nice🥺" -guy
"oh... uh... you're not ugly ig..." -girl
"so I'm hot, do you like me🥺" -guy
"not like that..." -girl
"OMG TGIS IS EHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, LITTERALLY YOUR SICH A B**** AND YOUR SO EASY, I NRVER LOKED YOU AMYWAYS" -guy (I spelt things wrong on purpose for this dude)

this a normal convo with a "pick me boy"

by issa.hehe February 21, 2021

booty pipe

what dcigs calls your ass tube.

I have a piece of shit coming out my "booty pipe".

by dumbfuck21 January 29, 2012

steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.

"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.

by Indica35 November 11, 2015

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.

Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”

by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020

Pilar

If you know a Pilar, you should consider yourself one of the luckiest people. She’s, probably, the purest person I’ve ever met. There's not a hint of evil in her, always trying to help whenever she can. She loves nature, and that’s why parks are her favourite place to be with the right company. If you need someone, doesn’t matter for what, Pilar will offer herself to help you. She’s like the mom of the group, and will always know how many of them will go next day if someone is missing. Even though she doesn’t seem to, she loves spicy things, such as universities or showers. She is a happy person who laughs at your jokes, who tells you her anecdotes, but, above all, she is the one who, whatever happens, will always love and support you. Her parties are the best, as she always manages to do a unique activity that everyone likes, such as singing “FRIENDS” in a karaoke. She also is down to earth, knowing always better. If you ask her a question, she’ll always answer with a: “Just smile and nod”. But be careful; don’t make her mad, because she will reply with a simple “Good night”.

“Hey Pilar, what did you do this weekend?”
“I almost burned down the park, why?”

by Macedoniaconpollo November 27, 2020

Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread

"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."

by Pinacoladaberg Resident November 5, 2006

Pimparoo

A Kangaroo who is also a pimp

Pimparoo is here so where are the bitches

by runs with huskies June 9, 2013