primed my pants

A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.

I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.

by Chris 119 December 19, 2008

sister's pants

(noun) 1. skinny jeans when wore by men. 2. pants so overly tappered and tight, they look like they were borrowed from your sister.

1. John completed his Emo look by wearing a pair of sister's pants. 2. "Man, look at that kid over there," exclaimed Derick as he pointed out a 20-something year old man wearing a pair of sausage-tight jeans, "how can those sister's pants be comfortable!"

by burkeysway June 3, 2010

trash can pants

Noun: Pants, usually jeans, that are so worn out from wear and tear that the knees are completely torn out, there's strips of denim hanging of of them, and the crotch is starting to rip. They get their name because they look like they should already be in the trash can.

Anna: Dude, you're still wearing your trash can pants? I thought you pitched them a long time ago!

Tom: Well, I think they're cool! It's my fashion statement!

Anna: Fashion statement my ass! You look like you've been dumpster diving!

by Creepytastik September 8, 2011

Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.

"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"

by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013

Wax Paper Pact

A mutual agreement, or unwritten rule, between bros. It states that if a situation presents it's self that a girl needs to be double teamed, they will take the extra time to slip a piece of wax paper between each others ball sack to avoid friction and gayness. Also see Wax Pappered.

Derek- Dude, this chick says she wants to be tag teamed.

Shane- Alright. But we have to remember the Wax Paper Pact

Derek- 10-4

by dooman June 7, 2013

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

by puglover90 December 9, 2014