Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021

Puppy

Cute lil homies that make cats look bad. They will be with u at ll times like a true homie

I cried in a corner like an emo because the puppy was adorbs

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

Slut Puppy

Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.

“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”

“girl, stop being a slut puppy”

*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*

^slut puppy moment

by matt murdock whore <3 April 7, 2022

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

Puzzles&Puppies

Similar to a coin star. When you put money in you get out a puzzle or a puppy!! 🐶🧩

stacy: I’m so bored

trey: do you want me to stop and get some puzzles&puppies for you on my way to the mall
stacy: YES! PLEASEEEE

by D.B thesaurus May 12, 2020

maximum puppis

Maximum puppis is where you take a big dump. Also known as a big crap.

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.

Person 2: A maximum puppis?

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A big crap?

Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!

by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014