Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

straight bullsheeeet

the opposite of straight shooter. one who thinks they can bullsheeeet their way out of things

Yo that mf is straight bullsheeeet!

by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018

Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

by Kren Markland July 18, 2021

Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

Super Straight

A sexuality made up online by conservatives, claiming they refuse to date a transgender person.

My dad claims “super straight” is a real thing, but he just hates trans people for some reason.

by i question life daily May 27, 2022

super straight

a sexuality where people have shrimpy cocks

PERSON 1: "He is super straight 🙄"
PERSON 2: "Is it small too🍤?"

by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021

Straight Lyin

straight lyin to anyone & everyone. mostly urself

Yo straight lyin just stop

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018