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Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.
Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'
by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013
mugGet the Tin Openermug.

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.
Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!
by QuacksO August 4, 2025
mugGet the job-openingmug.

a little wide open

Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.
by counter top 3 January 16, 2014
mugGet the a little wide openmug.

Half open pocket knife

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”
by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021
mugGet the Half open pocket knifemug.

Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them
i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat
by chrineyy May 4, 2010
mugGet the Direct openermug.

bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week
Bank will open again next week
by Strowbyca March 15, 2024
mugGet the bank will open again next weekmug.

Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer
by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023
mugGet the Floodgates have openedmug.

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