Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Idaho Can Opener

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

by idahoepotathoes November 5, 2013

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

opened

When you are left on this it means the person you are texting or snapchatting wants to either end your life or is asking you on a date. Take a wild guess.

Ex: Jesse got left on opened last night, good luck to that kid.

by Jdaway August 11, 2017

Openis

It’s when something is over powered

So your in your friends moms car and you’re playing on your friends iPad with him and something is op in the game and you yell “look at that openis!” And then you realize you have a way to say penis all the time whenever you want.

by Fart monkey old doo doo Dunder December 17, 2018

Opening Up

Opening up...

Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.

She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.

Opening up... Have you ever been able to bare your soul to another person?

...That's real vulnerability.

by Beam.Me.Up October 27, 2022

Can Opener

A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.

Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.

by Bodacious Brian December 16, 2013