Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

a little wide open

to be intoxicated from alcohol.

Janet had a few too many drinks and ended up a little wide open at the end of the night.

by counter top 3 January 16, 2014

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

Direct opener

clearly show them your feelin' them

i hit dat bitch wit a direct opener like can i take u to da room n tap dat

by chrineyy May 4, 2010

bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

by Strowbyca March 15, 2024

Floodgates have opened

When needing to pee or poo but can’t hold it in any longer

Oh no the floodgates have opened

by Chuckler chuckled September 5, 2023