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One Direction

Tone deaf british dudes with no musical talent whatsoever that gained popularity by being "attractive"
Stupid Directioner Girl: Omggg i get to see one direction in concert!!!!'

Smart dude: Get a life they suck
by HatersMakeMeFamous June 1, 2014
mugGet the One Directionmug.

one for the road

1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.

2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."

2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
by Nick D February 16, 2004
mugGet the one for the roadmug.

One Direction

A stupid boyband within the ranks of Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers.
This group of 19ish year old guys (Harry,Liam,Zayn,Louis,Niall) make stupid music that can give you ear cancer.
However, contrary to J. Bieber, a very FEW number of their songs are alright.
Mostly fangirled over by 8-10 who spend too much time on the internet.
See also directioners
Girl 1: OMG! ONE DIRECTION IS LYK SOoOoO HAwT!1!1!!!
Girl 2: IKR!!1! AND ZAYNE IS LYK, SOoO KEWTTT!1!!
by thatsmartalec April 16, 2013
mugGet the One Directionmug.

xbox one

the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.
by jayr July 29, 2014
mugGet the xbox onemug.

give one

Jenn: Wow, Anton is so cute. I totally want to give one to him.

Jess: You can't. He's gay.
by gsizm January 25, 2010
mugGet the give onemug.

one-time

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
mugGet the one-timemug.

one direction

-gay
-shit
by geek101440 May 24, 2014
mugGet the one directionmug.

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