Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

The nance

The pregnancy. (Short for pregnancy)

I do not have the nance.

You have the nance, don't you?

Fuck me from the back, I can't get the nance!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024

Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties

-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce

by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024

Rosscommon nonce

One who is not just I love with young humans but also young sheep

Did you see that rosscommon nonce over there he can’t chose between the playground or the lambing pen

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Rosscommon nonce

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024