jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017

indian ridge country club

A country club located in Andover Massachusetts where rich preppy kids in American flag bathing suits with Louis Vuitton towels order thousands of dollars worth of itilian ice from their parent's accounts

"Mom! I am late for golf. MOM! TAKE ME TO INDIAN RIDGE BITCH" Indian ridge country club.

by Rebeccaaaaaaaaaa September 12, 2017

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

country fit

A girl or guy who isnt skiny or fat - but instead they are the perfect size for you

What does he/she look like?

For me, he/she is country fit

by Knight of Glass June 11, 2017

Cross Country

The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!

A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"

B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"

by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017

country boying

The act of doing country boy activities such as huntin’, fishin’, four-wheelin’, etc.

Hey Brayden did you go country boying today?

by Elliewaug November 8, 2017