garon beer

The coolest name ever

That man Garon Beer is an awesome guy. Also well mannered.

by Swell and perfect December 1, 2016

Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019

beer angst

n - the feeling of a pre-hangover caused by beer, often including anger and a headache from the pack of cigarettes you just finished.

"Aww, shit man. It's 3 AM, and I've got beer angst. Let's go punch somebody before we pass out."

by Aleistia October 29, 2013

Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.

Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!

by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010

beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.

Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night

by thebeermob April 9, 2011

beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.

Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"

by Loopydave September 1, 2018

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015