Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023

Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s

I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide

Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear”

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”

by Mack daddy myles April 19, 2021

stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina

A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu

by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019

Clean Kyra

A woman who shaves her friends vagina and scrubs it with borax before diving in.

Man that was a clean vagina after performing a clean Kyra on that muff.

by Mr Muff Master September 14, 2021

Clean

The day you clean the house for your mom

Mom: hun its November 22
Me:dang it I actually have to clean

by The baddie grinch November 22, 2020

Clean as a rat

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made

Whew, I am as clean as a rat!

by Qorptocx January 5, 2019