by Monstermaszh December 11, 2017
Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1
A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.
Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.
A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.
Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.
1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.
2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!
2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!
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Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 April 21, 2011