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Muffin Bruiser

When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.
Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!
by nosa74 October 30, 2009
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Muffintop Bitch

She is a muffintop bitch
by manolantern May 12, 2010
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Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018
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Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"
by Miss Malice December 14, 2008
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spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.
Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.
by Noelleybellyboo April 2, 2007
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bowl muffin

a well formed muffin shaped turd.
Honey, I left you a fresh bowl muffin in the toilet.
by Leysie January 4, 2008
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branded muffintop

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.
Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.
by Dubby911 March 29, 2009
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