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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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Moose flett

Moose, he’s a legend. Nothing really left to say...you will usually find him playing beer darts and or just getting absolutely belligerent. He’s usually hanging with the bad boys, Alex G, Jake Kustra, Dobs, Bingham, Benny Kor, etc. He plays hockey in Fort Frances Ontario for the Fort Frances Lakers. Can’t go a day with his three favourite things. Beers, chicks, hockey.
by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018
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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 9, 2010
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moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014
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no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE
by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021
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Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"
My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.
by The Clock Worker November 6, 2015
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Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops
You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose
by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020
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