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morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004
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morlinator

also accasionally answers to the name Nancy Morland, dwells behind closed doors of the cursed classroom 7B. No child in the history of their stay at the school, Saint Sin-mon and Rude have ever thought of happiness or joy when hearing her name. The name: morlinator. The Weapon: "pinks" The State: M I N I S O T A !
Come visit the Morlinator in room 7B for a special surprise...death!
by anders.t April 27, 2004
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moroculous

scottish word for being drunk.
"did you go to glasgow on saturday?" "aye, i ended up moroculous"
by bampop April 28, 2008
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Morelia

A really generouse girl. Very shy at times but once you get to know her you'll fall in love. Puts everyone first and is really nice. Has a weird sense of style that everyone admires. Loves long walks while blasting her music. Has an amazing personality. Always makes you smile. Usually has colored hair like blue, pink, purple etc. and has a thing for cats.
You see that girl?
-The one with the blue hair?
Yess, she's so cool I wanna be her friend!
- yea she's mad chill
You know her? xO
-yea that's Morelia
by Your mom is hawtt February 12, 2014
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Morissa

Morissa's are sexy,pretty,cute,sweet,nice,tall but not the smartest person you will meet
Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable

They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people

When they say they love u they mean it

They love to kiss and cuddle

They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts

If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man
That girl is amazing must be a Morissa

I had the best kiss of my life last night it had to be a girl named Morissa

There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa
by Sexy_man9898 March 5, 2014
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Morsal

A beautiful girl with an amazing personality. Tall, pretty, confident, and an amazing person. Any man would be lucky to have Morsal.
Morsal is so beautiful.
by Khalidafg July 31, 2018
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Morgan

A guy who is really annoyed at everyone thinking Morgan is just a girl's name.
Friend: "Hey have you met Morgan?"
Other Friend: "No, what's she like?"
Friend: "Actually it's a he."
by Morgan the Man January 5, 2015
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