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Mikey

a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.
girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.
by hedley566 February 4, 2010
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Mileys

The International Sysytem of Units measurement system used to determine the width of a females reproductive organ. The aver age female is 14 Mileys, and the average virgin is 6.
"Damn that girls got such a tight body",

"Yeah bro she must be like 8 mileys!"
by Bonez Puppy November 21, 2009
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Mikey

Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!
by Jerry Nom Only October 22, 2008
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mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.
-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.
by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011
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Golden Mile

A unit of distance used to measure an area that was driven while masturbating.
All car trips are better when you drive a golden mile.
by ddrobot March 12, 2011
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Mile High Storm

having sex on an airplane during a big storm
Last month I was on an airplane, had nothing to do and it was a stormy night so I asked a Hot chick if she wanted to do the Mile High Storm with me
by Frightfuldog November 7, 2009
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Mile Haiki Club

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane
So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club
by The Alumni March 15, 2011
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