a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.
by hedley566 February 4, 2010
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Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!
by Jerry Nom Only October 22, 2008
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