michael

honestly HOTTEST MAN TO EVER FUCKING EXIST

hoe1: dude whos that hottie
hoe2:MUST BE A FUCKING MICHAEL

by killfuck March 24, 2024

Michael

Michael is a fat cunt

Michaels a mega fat cunt

by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024

Michael

Makes you want to cry when you see him. Ginger

My got that reminds me of Michael

by Amiz July 6, 2024

Michael

Words aren't enough to express what type of person Michael is. From the moment your eyes make contact, You can tell how sweet and loving he is. Michael is truly an amazing person with a caring heart and soul and I truly believe he is the most perfect person in this planet. Michael is just so good at everything whether it's sports, video games, or school, he just finds a way to be amazing at everything but above all, Michael has a personality like no one else. He will always find a way to bring a smile to your face even if he isn't trying. He is not at all like other guys. Michael is just Perfect. Michael, you truly deserve the world and much more. He brings such happiness into your life since you first meet and the second you see him smile, your whole heart will melt. He has such deep eyes that you could get lost in and extremely good features. He always smells good and has a really nice style. I wish I could call him mine again because the moment Michael came into my life, all my problems were gone and I knew I just wanted it to be him.

Woah I love Michael, He's so perfect.

by fatima<333 July 8, 2024

Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.

Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024

Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself

Michael is always suckin and fuckin

by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024

MICHAEL

A man that is simply "here to help".

You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"

by iiBibeFoxii May 25, 2024