Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.

"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.

by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006

michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students

He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley

by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009

michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.

Damn, Michael Johns is hot.

by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008

michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people

"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."

by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006

michael myers

a crazy-ass son of a bitch

ask anyone, they will agree that michael myers is one crazy-ass son of a bitch

by midnytkillr August 5, 2011

Michael Scott

The Office character. Played by Steve Carell.

Michael Scott is as fast as a car.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Michael Pitt

Very very hot actor who has played in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Murder by Numbers, Bully, and Finding Forrester.

Hey I'm Michael Pitt and I'm hot. No, I'm not related to Brad.

by Ashleyakathecoolestbitchthissideofcompton January 16, 2005