Minecraft

A lethal and addictive drug invented by Notch. This is the most popular drug in the world. It is mostly played by fantards (fans who act as something's biggest fan and reacts like a douchebag) who usually waste twenty four hours punching trees, killing squids, mining gold, and whining all over the place because there is a griefer (Smart e IQ over 75 and makes little kids rage) people with th in the server. If a ranter makes a video hating on Minecraft, fantards will go rage on the ranter. This game also has people with a big fanbase full of fantards. Examples include SkyDoesMinecraft (A stereotypical man that calls gold budder and hates squids), AntVenom (A drunk man that hates cows), and ChinmeySwift11 (A random guy who makes a video series called Minecraft Files and owns a pig.). Never play Minecraft or your life will be screwed by green exploding penises.

1. Fantard: FUCCCCK U GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFEEEERRRR! I WILL KILL U IN REAL LIFE IF U DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.

2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!

3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!

by ddmy January 27, 2014

Miet

A pet name given by Dutch men to their Western lovers/kontneuken partners.

Deriving from the English word "meat".

I have date for kontneuken with mine juicy miet this night.

by I know all the ensrs May 9, 2011

MineBlow

The act of Receiving/Giving a Blowjob whilst playing Mojang's Indie Game Minecraft.

"Dude i was in the middle of the cave exploration and all of a sudden my girlfriend comes up and starts giving me a Mineblow! It was awesome!"

"My Boyfriend was so sexy being a nerd playing his game so i gave him a Mineblow"

by Majeme October 25, 2011

Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

by TheSnivy January 12, 2017

minecraft hoodie

a fucking huge nerd

Guy 1: Oh yeah I browse reddit alllll day
Guy 2: you fucking minecraft hoodie
Guy 1: You Are So Rude Boi Im Gonna Downvote That X'dddd

by dickmungus January 14, 2017

Minecraft

A Blocky Ass Game With Shitty Ass Graphics

ROBLOX Player: "What Is A Minecraft? Is That A ROBLOX Game?"
Minecraft Player: "Its Better Than Fortnite."
ROBLOX Player: "I'm In!"
Later...
ROBLOX Player: "Was He Kidding?"

by Person__Bus May 31, 2018

Minecraft

The best game in the universe, and also a good source of irony.

"Hey bro squad up on MInecraft"
"Aight fam I bet I could destroy you in a 1v1 in the Roblox mod gang gang"

by ApatheticTurtle2 February 23, 2018