March Hare

An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.

Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.

Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...

March Hare: Spoon.

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1

by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010

28 march

National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.

"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.

by A Unknown Soul November 19, 2020

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

March 6th

The day when the gates of hell are opened and all evil is free to raom on earth for one day.

"Oh, fuck, it's March 6th tomorrow, I better get my water gun out."

by Jk's bunny teeth October 15, 2019

march 21

people who was born this date is very sexy and are really smart, and if your name is stella your the most beutiful person on earth

sofia: yo guys its stellas birthday today
alice: isnt she really pretty
sofia: yea and thats why she is born march 21

by perioddtqueen December 4, 2020

march 9th

March 9th is a national holiday. It's when the impossible is possible it's JOGLD

what'd you do on march 9th
fucked with jo

by sdgsdgcghnh March 13, 2009

Gwynedd-Mercy College

Gwynedd-Mercy College also known as "GMC" is a small catholic private college about 20 minutes outside of Philadelphia. Since GMC is a "dry campus" there is not much to do and every student there wants to kill themselves. A magority of the students realize how shitty GMC is after the first month and leave as soon as they humanly can.

"Yo lets go get hammered at Gwynedd-Mercy College...wait, we can't"

by brendan aka b-rob yo October 23, 2008