matthew stone

calling someone a matthew stone means you look like rodney trotter

oooooh look at that matthew stone over there, looks like such a rodney trotter.

by XmikestoneX November 4, 2011

Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Matthew St.Kitts

A pitcher, with all the right moves.

Happy Valentine's Day Matthew St.Kitts!

by myobp February 13, 2010

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019

Matthew Mannion

A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.

"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion

by Anyas Polk January 9, 2023

Matthew Franco

Sexy, plump,juicy, will make you nut.Who needs a girlfriend?Thiccness is compared to Nigward's nose.His beautiful brown eyes will make you cream all over this device your on

OMG MATTHEW FRANCO I JUST LOST NNN.

by BlahBlahDefinitions November 19, 2018