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Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021
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Martin

He’s creative. He’s a dreamer. He’s the boy who obsesses over you—the boy who wants to be your boyfriend. The boy who wants to be everything he is—just so you make him feel like he’s the only person in the world. Can he do it though? Is he too stuck in his imagination? He might not care about what’s happening in the real world. He might pretend that it doesn’t exist when he gets frustrated. Is it his self-image? Is it his rationale? Sometimes you can’t tell if he’s just ignorant in his imagination or he’s too lazy to create for the real world. Maybe he doesn’t want validation. Maybe he hasn’t realized that his dreams don’t align with reality. Maybe he’s doing all the wrong things with ulterior motivation. But one thing is sure. He wants to be just like your boyfriend. He wants to create that relationship with you. It’ll be in the back of his mind for years to come. He might even attempt to recreate that relationship with someone else, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn to appreciate himself, instead of obsessing over the people in his environment and dreaming of who he could become or how he could be perceived.
He never stops thinking about her.

Who, Martin?

Yes, what does he want?

He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.

But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!

All the more reason.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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blake martines

Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone
Blake Martines is hot!
by This_Girl6 December 16, 2016
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Martin Carl

A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.
Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.
by lynq February 7, 2023
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Axel Martin

HUge big biggest dick in the world at least 16 inches
by Hayden miggin November 4, 2020
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martin

A man who lives off of ab 12 and that is still in foster and works in a taco truck.
"man I hope I'm not a martin this year."
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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DT Martin

Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.
DT Martin

Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.

Boy with a very small penis: What is that?

Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
by MakingAMurdererWithKned November 9, 2018
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