Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

Massira

A Massira often speaks Japanese, but doesn’t speak facts.
If you have a Massira in your life, you’re very lucky and are entitled to free therapy

Is that a white Latina woman?
No dummy, that’s a Massira.

by MaybeImElisa December 15, 2021

Massanutten

A mass of nothing else but a massive load of cum! A load so large it would take an entire janitorial crew to clean it up. Even the most experienced load takers quiver in fear of the Massanutten! But your mom would def take it.

He went on vacation to this resort and gave her a Massanutten since there was nothing else to do.

by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023

Bloody Massacre

When you have sex with a girl that is on her period.

John and Cindy made a bloody massacre.

by Boywithnoname1 November 9, 2009

Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.

Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".

by John Atams July 6, 2010

deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014