Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.

Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck

by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020

mr stoddart

the fittest teacher in the world

wow mr stoddart is looking great today

by falafel13693758 March 10, 2020

Mr. Reddit

A person who suddenly acts well educated in a subject despite of not knowing anything about it.

u/whatever: that's actually very unsafe, i am a packaging expert, and that would never pass in my book

u/whatever 2: ok Mr. Reddit

by pipeman88 March 20, 2020

Mr Phillips

A weird pedo who always stops girls for their trousers just to look at their legs

there’s mr Phillips, hide

by sandy wandy December 12, 2019

Mr Chow

“Mr. Chow” the true Ching Chang bing of white asians. Chow is very well known for his amazing skills and ideas such as the trade marked Chow Pants advertised by KUN FAOUU CHOOPing his crotch to show its true Asian powers. He credited with arm wrestling both Xi Jingping , and Bruce Lee at the same time emerging victoriously. He truly is the sexist Asian man alive and despite his race he has a very long noodle.

Person 1: Oh daaame who is that

Person 2: Oh that. That Mr Chow
Person 1: He got a really tight ass

by Chow Fan Page December 27, 2019

Mr. Tucker

Mr. tucker is number one on the council of bald.

The leader of the council of bald.

Mr. Tucker and the council will decide your fate.

by TheCouncilOfBald January 28, 2020