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Luke Sturch 

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill
You did a Luke Sturch
Luke Sturch by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020

Luke Heaven 

A guy who is ridiculously romantic. Loyal and lovely, he is pretty much perfect
Luke Heaven is amazing

Dude that guys like so lovely, hes Luke Heaven
Luke Heaven by Rikology June 1, 2009

luke markey

To Markey, motion over ground and objects like that of the free-runner (parkour) and stunt actor from the soon to be released motion picture Blood And Chocolate
oooo that was a bit Markey... (upon seeing someone jump a fence in fantastic fashion)

or.. to shout LUKE MARKEY ! whilst Transversing an Object to give courage!
luke markey by Mr Loom July 25, 2006

Luke Skywalker 

Sex Move: While wearing a glow in the dark condom, take your dick out and slap the bitch in the face with your "lightsaber"
I'm gonna introduce britt to luke skywalker tonight, then maybe she'll learn her place
Luke Skywalker by PJ Cox October 2, 2006

Luke's penis 

That kid luke has a massive cock
hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.
Luke's penis by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020
A crazy awesome, super badass. For unknown reasons uses the phrase "fo sho" a lot. A bit promiscuous would be an understatement as his best friend has told him he can no longer have contact with any of her friends, because he has slept with them all. Still the most awesome person to know and hang out with.
Charity: I love my bestie but he needs to stay away from the beezys.

Luke-ass: Where the beezys!?!

Charity: You did them all!

Luke-ass: Fo Sho

Charity: Fo Sheez

Luke-ass: I love you Bestie!

Charity: I love you too!
Luke-ass by cloningiscool February 10, 2009