Landon

Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger

Landon is a dumb ass nigga

by Noname308 October 13, 2022

Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm

Look at the Landon

by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022

landen

everyone needs a landen in their life, he is amazing and a very lovable loyal guy. he loves his doggies and low key hates his family. he can be hard to get along but he always comes through. he’s always there for me. his blue eyes are gorgeous. he likes to stay up late and watch movies, and wants to grow up to be a great dad. if you piss him off girl u better watch out cause he will beat u tf up.

girl: he’s so hot who is that

boy: that’s my bro landen

by balerina October 31, 2022

Landon

Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.

i landon

by big daddy tate December 2, 2022

Landon

Though he’s a good friend he will always follow you and make sure you are never at peace. Annoying annoying

Person 1: oh my god Landon is so annoying.

Person 2: yeah hope he dies

by Titty waffle December 7, 2022

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022