Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

KILF Hunter

KILF = Keif I'd like to find. A KILF hunter is someone so broke, that when they want to smoke some bud they have to hunt through every old baggy, every crevice around their car, and in their bed as well as other awkward places to find some shake. No one wants to admit to hunting KILF, but it happens... and hopefully it doesn't happen to you.

Nigga you so broke you've become a KILF hunter just to blaze. Get a fuckin job!

by Barry Newark December 14, 2009

kill yourself

A way of saying that someone is being stupid.
Usually this doesn't mean that they want the other to actually kill themself, just to say they are being stupid.

Example:
Person 1: Justin Bieber is amazing!!!!!
Person 2: Kill Yourself.....

by Sezziex July 26, 2016

kill-kill

The stongest possible form of marijuana. Usually in the form of buds.

Tre-Fo' let me get some of that Kill-Kill!

by Dillon Shore May 1, 2008

Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.

Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.

by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006

the killers

a cool new band from las vegas, who did a really good performance at this years Glastonbury (big english festival)

brill songs include: Andy you're a star, Mr Brightside, Somebody told me and Believe me Natalie

by Colette2000 August 30, 2005