A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.
2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 13, 2022
An Irish actress loved by many mentally ill teenage girls who didn't get enough attention from their mothers growing up and who's name nobody can pronounce.
by Praise Morgana May 16, 2023
by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018
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AN insane girl who often chases children and threatens to murder anyone; misunderstood and sometimes depressed but hides it to make sure no one can see her on the inside
Girl: I know a Kati kraft and really I just don’t know any reason to live anymore...
Girl 2: .... same ....
Girl 2: .... same ....
by InsaneGirl March 05, 2018
A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them
Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!
by Lcs finest September 02, 2014
that one annoying person that no one likes at all because thinks she black but her moms name is karen and she eat takis in class and all her “black friends” don’t like her
oh my god is that katie price
i hate her she thinks she black
oh my god i saw her takis in class and i was like girl stop we all know your moms name
i hate her she thinks she black
oh my god i saw her takis in class and i was like girl stop we all know your moms name
by karen katies mom November 18, 2019