jew water

Yoo lets get lit and drink some jew water
by Young yamin March 31, 2017
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Jew boner

An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.
I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.

Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
by PutItUpYourNose May 31, 2015
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pineapple jew

A pineapple jew is a native term to Hawaiians used to describe fruity people of Judaism.
When we were in Hawaii, my buddy's friend Dave would not stop hitting on me at the synagogue. He's definitely a pineapple jew.
by Politically Irrelevant September 20, 2014
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jew pickle

Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.
Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!
by DerekSod June 24, 2007
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Jew Box

An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.
God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!
by NotKosher69 January 17, 2011
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Jew Fro

a fro that is big and curly(can be really big or really small) but it has to be extremely curly. works best if the person has a big nose as well
adam- whoa dude check out that dude, hes got some curly ass hair.
shane - dude hes rockin his jew fro
by yodawgjfk January 31, 2010
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Persian Jew

Many Persian Jews moved from Tehran, Iran to Los Angeles, California (Tehrangeles). Persian Jews left Iran during and after the Iranian Revolution of 1979, due to the discrimination they faced as Jews in the Islamic republic of Iran. Many Persian Jews moved to LA to have a better life for their families. Many are either doctors, lawyers, or in real estate and are doing well financially. Persian Jews celebrate Shabbat every Friday night with gondi, gormehsabzi, pollo, tadig and other traditional Persian/ Jewish foods. Persian Jews have huge families and they are all pretty much related so mehmonis (parties) are always lit. Persian Jews are usually short but most of them are good looking. You can find Persian Jews at Beverly Hills High school, SMC, UCLA and USC and at Sinai temple.
*sees someone who doesn’t look white in their smc class*
You: Hey are you Persian?

Them: lol ya
You: are you Jewish?
Them: ya I’m a Persian Jew like everyone else
by PersianJew from Beverly Hills October 06, 2018
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