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Jacksonville Jaguars

The absolute worst football team in the NFL. The Jacksonville Jaguars are known for being choke artists and their games are often watched just as forms of comical entertainment.
I thought my high school football team was bad, then I watched a Jacksonville Jaguars football game. Wow they are are terrible!
by Thedudedabides December 2, 2015
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Jackson

Another name for a US Twenty Dollar Bill; US cash demonination featuring President Andrew Jackson - equivalent to twenty Washingtons or four Lincolns.
Hey... stop at that ATM. I need a Jackson or few.
by Alix Tetreault December 28, 2005
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jacksonville

the realest city in the u.s. and has more murda there than anywhere else in the u.s.
jacksonville is The real capitol of da south
by Rich904 April 26, 2006
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samuel jackson beer

by Rich Headley November 28, 2005
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Solid Jackson

Refers to things that are very tight, like nuts and bolts. Tight enough, or also, Impossible to shift. Iced up. Milk. Engines.
We used it in our garage in the 80's.
I can't shift this bolt, it's solid, Jackson.
This milk is frozen, solid Jackson.
by joss browning January 6, 2008
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jacksonville

A city i northern Florida that is overrun with over-zealous, think they know it all, jack-off rednecks. A city that would be a nice city if it wasn't for the moronic turds that are more than happy to tell you exactly how to live your life every step of the way.
30% of all death peanalty cases come out of Duval county (Jacksonville city limits).
by The Regulator April 15, 2005
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janet jackson

The youngest sibling of the Jackson family - the greatest musical family of all time, with the most number one hits. She started out as an actress, notably in roles such as Penny from 'Good Times', Charleen Dupree in 'Different Strokes' and Cleo Hewit in 'Fame'.

Later, she went on to pursuit a music career. Released two little known albums in the early 80s ('Janet Jackson' and 'Dreamstreet') but didn't break out until her 1986 release, 'Control' whom many people believe it to be her debut album. Since than, she has released numerous successful albums 'Rhythm Nation 1814', 'janet.', 'The Velvet Rope', 'All For You', 'Damita Jo' and the latest '20 Y.O.'

She was cute as hell in the 'Pleasure Principle' music video and has a really nice round ass. That is probably irrelevant, but it needs to be included.

Currently is engaged to producer/rapper Jermaine Dupri who've she dated since 2001.

And to the old hag he mentioned Janet needed to sell records in the Superbowl performance by having Justin Timberlake rip off her piece of clothing, shut the hell up. That doesn't even make sense. Why and how could she sell albums by that? It wasn't during her song, she hadn't performed new songs, so cut the bullshit.

Speaking of the Superbowl, the half-time show performance of 2004 with Janet as the headliner/main performer, not only fined Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake of approximately 400,000, the rage of the uptight FCC, ban listing of Janet Jackson's music (but not Justin Timberlake's, go figure) and reminder to black people that Justin Timberlake is still white, and didn't stand up for a sista when she was being bashed left and right.

It also shows the hypocrisy of MTV, who will show horny college students licking whip cream off each other's half naked bodies in "Spring Break" but suddenly want to become all conservative and prude because of a 1-second glimpse of a breast. Ironically, Janet Jackson was the first mtcICON show (that is dedicated to legendary artists) in 2001, only 3 years prior to said incident.
Janet Jackson is that bitch! She be handlin' that business, real talk. She is the illest, no female dance oriented artist can touch her. She is the truth.
by floacist July 11, 2007
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