Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
by A150n November 28, 2011
Get the Jake Pagemug. If someone watches this youtuber, they are sure to get cancer and be in the hospital for the restriple of their lives.
by runniggerniggerierunniggerie September 1, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out
by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018
Get the Jake Tomeymug. A word commonly used in south west England gangsta slang to describe a person you believe to be a legit G. Jake Lyne was an 80's legend in the region so it is received as a compliment.
Henry: Wow look at that black man do you think hes a 'jake lyne'
Peter: Blacks are always legit.
Henry: True would you say the late great Jake Lyne was black or white?
Peter: he was more muslim.
Peter: Blacks are always legit.
Henry: True would you say the late great Jake Lyne was black or white?
Peter: he was more muslim.
by Snood Doggs Illegitimate Son March 9, 2009
Get the Jake Lynemug. by BiggestBoy May 10, 2018
Get the Jake Paulermug. When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.
My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.
by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011
Get the Jake Fuckedmug. Know around the world as the slowest f*ckin piece of shit on four wheels. Period. Unfortunatly it will hold the not so promising GM 3.1 Liter of fun. You can hear a Jakes Cutlass far away by its raspy exhaust and its lopey cam at idle.
by He Said That? March 6, 2005
Get the Jakes Cutlassmug.