Jacob

A really annoying person who always bugs you and wont leave you alone.

Omg Everyone jacobs here prepare to be annoyed.

by Kitty_lover104691 July 16, 2018

Jacob

The type of guy that people like. Always willing to go the extra mile to make you smile. A little unrefined when it comes to manners but makes up for it with his comedy. Not exactly an Adonis, but not Fugly. A big flirt, and can be a little forward. Great listener, and offers helpful advice when necessary.

Girl 1: "Jacob gave me some relationship advice last night and it really helped!"
Girl 2: "that's awesome of him to do that! He must be a really nice guy!"

by Kashe99 November 05, 2018

Jacob Sartorious

A piece of shit that needs to die

Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh October 07, 2016

jacob sartorius

A hot af kid who became famous thanks to his musical.y's. Mostly every girl who follows him in instagram falls in love with him bc he is just perf.

Girl 1: "DAMNNN who is that boyyy?"
Girl 2: "That's Jacob Sartorius a.k.a my bae"

by coolsurfer1 March 30, 2016

Jacob

a bitch that consistently does nothing and cries and no matter what gets help BC he doesn't pay attention and also drives by himself without a license. "i will rock your jaw" (also very fucking fat)

Jacob is a fat bitch!

by Dik_RidER-6-9 October 10, 2019

jacob montgomery

Big and chubby dude who usually sits in the couch and eats pork rinds all day

He is so jacob montgomery right now!

by peter34 December 14, 2013

Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 04, 2010