john jam

he is a youtuber and he likes is good af

hi john jam you are a good person

by john jammy December 30, 2021

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

john heder

Misspelled version of Jon Heder.

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed

by the raconteurs August 31, 2008

Urp John

A man only obsessed with sex, named after the character from call me Kevin's sims 4 series, whose only goal in life was to reproduce

That guys a real urp John, eh?

by LesKen February 9, 2019

John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.

Oh, you know. John Cringe!

by The wandoman May 30, 2020

Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!

"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"

by Littleguydood November 28, 2020

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 12, 2018