joe ely

A Fully Grown Man With An At least 20 Inch Penis.

I Am A Joe Ely

by BeggarFromTheWordIndustry February 4, 2017

joe moron

A general term for a member of the public who is forgetful and stupid

Look at that joe moron who's left their phone on the bar!

by Panda man May 20, 2014

Green Joe

boner

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe

by greenjoe June 9, 2010

Joe Balls

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.

Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.

by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021

joe betley

My grandad says

Joe betley says His grandad can knock 20 gypsys with his pinkie

by Sam Johnson under 13s October 21, 2018

tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.

she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone

by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 29, 2015