by cowboy opts October 19, 2020
Get the Dave Furnellmug. A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.
by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024
Get the Daveedmug. A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
Get the dildo davemug. by SupremeDave November 21, 2021
Get the Dave Momentmug. A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao
by craft-122500 June 24, 2023
Get the dave pedmug. A man of Indian origin who always seems to be high in any type of situation. He also likes turning on any gender but fails to do so.
by britt teen LOL June 1, 2016
Get the Dave Rajmug. an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Dave's Killer Breadmug.