Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
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