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Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
by HapyCampr August 25, 2018
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Iron leg

sudeepa from Sandalwood has been called as Iron leg
Sudeepa iron leg
by Mrkudka January 27, 2021
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Iron Booty

A butt that is very hard, of similarity to what a BBL is. If you have a BBL, you automatically have an iron booty
by Fate Apocrypha September 5, 2025
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Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."
by skevwo February 26, 2021
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Iron Cherry

A game in which a group of female friends time how fast it takes to swap tampons. The slowest one then has to suck the blood off of the most recent tampon used.
Stacy, Rebecca, and I have been playing iron cherry for a year, but I lose every month!
by Crab(s) man June 29, 2022
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old iron bridge

1.) A group of men who have sex with instruments and ejaculate on stages.
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men
"She was riding me and put a Old Iron Bridge on her."
by Big ChuK October 15, 2014
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Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower
Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday
by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025
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