the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal
by bw78 January 21, 2008
To hang out in a gang together, to be part of a group or click. To be a member or best friend and spend a lot of time together hanging out. Spending a lot of time together.
A person may say to a friend about another friend, "We bang wood, she is part of our crew."
I say to my friend Amy, that I band wood with Jillian.
"We band wood." "She is always with me."
I say to my friend Amy, that I band wood with Jillian.
"We band wood." "She is always with me."
by ms. w January 08, 2006
A carpenter who can easily cost you an arm and leg if you hire him. Instead of building with wood he butchers it
Had a guy build me a flight of stairs after climbing them they broke in the middle I could have killed myself. Turns out he cut most of the stringer support away not leaving enough to support any weight hence he was not a carpenter but a wood butcher
by Johnbarney September 29, 2006
by freddie bunz November 16, 2007
Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
iownt care what yall niggas say, tiger woods is black just like the rest of us! he can deny his race all he want to, but its the resemblance is obvious. besides that, hes a kick ass golfer who hasnt been playing like crap like that dumbass was sayin, cause he just won the british open.
bruh man is half a billion dollars strong, with more to come, just won the british open, got a hot super model wife, and gets free buicks. how can good is that?
by Devin th' Dude July 18, 2005
phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
by Jay-Hawk September 20, 2007