half-tard

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense

The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.

by Matt Avery October 12, 2003

hook & a half

A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile

"Damn, that girls gotta a hook & a half!"

by Voruhs luhzeh January 13, 2005

half-cab

a skating trick where you ride up a minipipe or pipe fakie stance and manual-style switch your front trucks to your front

hey look at the kid, hes doing a half-cab rock to fakie

by Jordan Timmons October 26, 2006

half flap

a half of a gram of Cocaine, SNORF!

"SNORT THE DAM COKE MY DADS COMING!" - Anonymous
(Text) "Aight Btw... just picked up a half flap..." - Anonymous
"Ive tried to quit, but 10 minuites later i had to call him..." - Anonymous *cough* *cough*

by Andrew Kerr January 27, 2008

half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

by awesome24678 October 16, 2010

half-brother

Boy or man who has just one parent in common with someone.

My half-brother is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’

Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’

by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018