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Goosejob 

A wonderful way of saying goodjob that was made-up by Trent.
"Im amazing"

"GOOSEJOB!"
Goosejob by HarrayPottar November 26, 2010

wild goose wait 

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva
man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!
wild goose wait by Cucci Mane January 7, 2010

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.
"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."
Mother Goose by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

Goosebumps 

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.
Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!
Goosebumps by That Great Cunt April 8, 2019

goosenecking 

The movement one's head makes while pleasuring a male partner.
The side to side, up and down oral sex moves, that mimic the actions of a goose. Hince, Goosenecking
goosenecking by Nick Russell September 25, 2005
Definition of being or been gooked someone who thru lack of self esteem willingly and shamelessly uses your information 'resume, contacts, etc' due to their lack of real world knowledge attained by actual work experience to promote themselves in an act of pure deception into something they are not.
Hey did you hear Roy got gooked by Daniel. Yup I heard he gooked his resume word per word.
Gooked by Afraux June 8, 2016