silly goose

another way to call someone dumb as fuck

i fucking hate him, he is a silly goose.

by koolepickid69 April 1, 2021

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 21, 2020

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"

by coolkidthatiscool May 2, 2022

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019