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goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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Goose

So good it's silly. Prompted from the typo "goos."
How's that new show you're watching?
It's goose man, can't stop watching.
by ACrackedEgg February 5, 2025
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Silly goose

If you are going to be a silly goose go jump in the pond
by Connor the construction guy February 21, 2021
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crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.
"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."
by Kippers19 April 3, 2016
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Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.
thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
by ritzy115 April 25, 2020
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Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.
Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
by Special Ed November 5, 2018
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Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.
At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."
by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019
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