Fortnite

Fortnite is a game full of young kids paying to win. You play it for a second and feel the desire to buy the skull-trooper and all the gliders in the world. You wish to show off your skill to your friends by 1v1ing them and winning. You spends days, then months, then years practising, not noticing once that you haven't spent a minute outside, and that you're slowly getting fatter and fatter. You buy a plasma tv and a beanbag full of goodies, and play, the food crust spreading around your mouth like an infection. You get diagnosed with Ligma, and start gagging. You lose your first game to a dweeb, and you die a harsh death.

Fortnite

by aw'lefk;,l October 31, 2019

Fortnite

A fucking stupid idiot game that's played by illiterate ten year olds that causes you to instantly gain permanent virginity.

Normie: hey you want to play fortnite

Me: fuck off you ten year old why don't you watch an Ali a meme compilation

Normie: I need vbucks but my dumb bitchass hag mom won't let me get it
Other normie: fuck that bitch

by idontreallyknowanymore November 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game that works better than birth control

Man 1. Man I don't know if I should take birth control

Man 2 . nah just play Fortnite

by myboi<><>isTHICk October 22, 2018

Fortnite

A battle royale style game played by nearly 200 million people. Up until about late June 2018, it was fun af. Than it got boring. Now, in 2019, the only people who play it are 8 year olds. Whenever you do a game a squads, someone’s mom is screaming in the background, yelling in Spanish. Everyone is a turbo sweat, so waste your time on other things, like Roblox or soccer.

Dude, Fortnite was so hype in January last year.
Bro, now it sucks!!

by Lil Rocket Man July 13, 2019

Fortnite

A game for boys because there girlfriend dont give them enough attention

Fortnite the best

by Kbo May 12, 2018

Fortnite

The shittiest game of all time

If you play this video game you will lose all your friends

Person 1:Hey wanna play some fortnite

Person 2:No it’s fucking trash

Person 1:No it’s not

Person 2:What about Minecraft?

Person 1:That’s a kids game tho

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by P3AKFR3AK July 27, 2019

Fortnite

Garbage

Fortnite Is game is just complete garbage

by Andrewlikem8n June 11, 2020