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Fart Hammock

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”
by Memelyn January 9, 2021
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Rippin Farts

A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts

All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!
Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.

Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!
by Slayer Rulez March 31, 2021
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spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting
My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed
by batmanfarts September 24, 2015
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Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.
by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018
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Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.
i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart
by Dumpology August 13, 2010
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man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.
by Urban2016 July 24, 2015
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Saddam Fart

A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.

For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.

Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
by DocOnDuty June 29, 2010
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