Elephant Tart

The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.

Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.

by The king clown March 7, 2013

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ElectronicManhunt

The act of searching for an available man online on various dating sites. Success rate varies between 10 and 45%. Careful analysis is required.

Lucy: That date I had last night was an epic fail.

Kristie: Well, you know what that means... Time for another electronicmanhunt.

by Natasha Love September 13, 2013

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Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013

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electrodicktivity

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

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elephant trunk shot

While taking shots you dip someone else's dick into your shot glass and proceed to slam the shot, simultaneously holding onto the guys dick. This can also be done in a group setting much like an elephant train (trunk to tail)

"Who wants to take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"

by cretin105 August 29, 2014

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