non driving motherfucker

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.
I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"
by Sigma Rigel June 02, 2021
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Interstate Driving Course

A disguised phrase for "intercourse". Origin - (Inter)state driving (course).
Joe: How'd it go last night with Sally?

Bob: Great, we took and interstate driving course.

Joe: Nice!
by A1-Sponge June 04, 2010
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Drive-Thru Town

Towns that only have one main road, and shops on either side of this road.
There’s nothing special about (town name), it’s just a Drive-Thru town.
by CaptainSivDad January 19, 2021
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Driving back burger

A drive through burger you pick up whilst on your way home. Usually consumed prior to a main meal especially when you find out what’s for tea an it doesn’t sound appealing.
Oh no, I have stir fried veg again for tea. Better call in to Micky D’s for a driving back burger on the way home.
by Daddy Pig January 09, 2018
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Drive Thru Hoe

a stupid hoe who always chooses her men like a meal at a drive thru. She can order one meal or order four.
Karla: Did you hear Brittney likes Jacob and wants to ask him out !

Celeste: But isn't she dating Daniel ?!!?

Karla: Well shes a drive thru hoe, what do you expect ?
by Tom Sanders X November 19, 2019
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Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!
by Jonnywanglinden January 17, 2021
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Share a flash drive

intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate

noun

1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.

Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)

They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy

Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
by creatorofmehh June 08, 2019
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